SPECIAL REPORT: A Trip to the Mini-Bar

I am staying at the Lorien Hotel & Spa on King Street in Alexandria, Virginia. It's a nice hotel, and aside from the cold stuff in the Mini Bar refrigerator, there's a lot of stuff on the counter above. Let's take a look:

OK, on the left, from the front, we have Peanut M&Ms ($6), Gummi Bears ($6), Beef Jerkey ($9), Almonds ($6), and Upscal Cracker Jack ($6).

In the box, from the bottom, on the left: Two different Snack Bars ($4 and $4.50), two small bags of Crackers ($4 each), a Can of Peanuts ($10), above the Peanuts is something called the (Lover's Intimacy Kit ($28, and includes an Erotic Vibrating Ring, Mini Multi-Speed Vibrator, Two Premium Condoms, and Lubricant), and a big bag of Chips in the back ($7). On the right side: Toothpaste ($5), Razor ($8), two Tins of Mints ($4 each), Toothbrush ($5), a Can of Cashews ($12), a Corkscrew ($8), Shaving Cream ($5), a pair of warm, non-slip Socks ($15), a differ bag of Chips ($4) and a bottle of Water ($7). All prices plus tax.

What did I have from the "Honor Bar?" Absolutely Nothing.