BREAKING NEWS: Watermelon

Well, well, well... it turns out that watermelon doesn't originally come in plastic containers. It actually grows somewhere. Who knew?

Yes. You buy this thing called a watermelon. You cut it open, and there's watermelon in it. Look:

In its natural state

This is what happens when you cut it open. All you need is a knife.

Then you hack it up and cut it into pieces. It looks just like what they sell you at Albertsons.

The whole thing was $2. I can't believe that nobody knows about this. They should put it in the newspaper.